The SmartShopper Digital Grocery List.
Congratulations, you have successfully taken what is a very simple
concept, the grocery list, and transformed it to what I suspect will be
a completely infuriating chore for the low low price of $139.
This device, you apparently stick to your fridge and when you need to add something to your grocery list, you push the button and say what it is. This wonderful testament to science advancement will use highly testicle speech recognition technology to add the item to your now digital list. When I need to go shopping, I press the handy dandy print button and out pops the little slip of paper with my list on it. For our convenience, it is pre-loaded with 2500 hundred different items.
I can imagine the possibilities for this machine to get it wrong are endless. Couple that with the infuriating need to push combinations of very few buttons to manipulate the (likely incorrect) list.
Can you imagine what would happen if Mrs. Smith said to Mr. Smith, "Hey print out the list and go get the groceries". After the initial fight about having to do it in the first place, off Mr. Smith would trot and he would return an hour or two later to be ridiculed for buying all kinds of wrong stuff. This could be the very cause of a very nasty domestic incident (I wonder if they include make up sex in the list of features and benefits).
TC.
This device, you apparently stick to your fridge and when you need to add something to your grocery list, you push the button and say what it is. This wonderful testament to science advancement will use highly testicle speech recognition technology to add the item to your now digital list. When I need to go shopping, I press the handy dandy print button and out pops the little slip of paper with my list on it. For our convenience, it is pre-loaded with 2500 hundred different items.
I can imagine the possibilities for this machine to get it wrong are endless. Couple that with the infuriating need to push combinations of very few buttons to manipulate the (likely incorrect) list.
Can you imagine what would happen if Mrs. Smith said to Mr. Smith, "Hey print out the list and go get the groceries". After the initial fight about having to do it in the first place, off Mr. Smith would trot and he would return an hour or two later to be ridiculed for buying all kinds of wrong stuff. This could be the very cause of a very nasty domestic incident (I wonder if they include make up sex in the list of features and benefits).
Heres my idea, perhaps you could spend say 50 cents on a small pad, 20 cents on a pen, 50 cents on a fridge magnet clip, in fact it might look something like this.The instructions should be easier to follow to:
- When you need to add something to the list, you take the pen and write it down.
- To remove something from the list, take the pen and strike that item through.
- When you need to go shopping, take the now completed list and you are all set.
- Cuando usted necesita agregar algo a la lista, usted toma la pluma y la anota.
- Para quitar algo de la lista, tome la pluma y pulse ese artículo a través.
- Cuando usted necesita ir a hacer compras, tome la lista ahora terminada y usted es todo fija.
TC.
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